(as they played out in my head)
"I rode my bike to work this morning."
"Umm, don't you always do that?"
"No, let me restate: I rode. my bike. to work. this morning."
(further hints for the still clueless): "No train was involved. 50 miles door-to-door")
Now, if I could just get Homer Simpson singing Black Sabbath out of my head. "I. Am. Ironman. NANA-NANA-NANA-NA-NA-NUH-NA!" It was only 50 miles. At a group pace.
Edit: Hahahahahahahahahahaha! I earned half-again my Points™®© allowance in Activity Points™®©. Southwestern Eggrolls, anyone? ;-`)